Trailer Wife

Today was boat launching day and I fulfilled my role as trailer wife. Meaning no disrespect to the many women who are quite capable of launching a boat from a trailer, it seems that the preponderance of small boat launchings I’ve witnessed end with the wife getting into the car’s driver seat and pulling the empty trailer from the lake. This afternoon as we patiently waited to launch at the public boat launch, we witnessed this stereotype in action. Included in the couple’s car were two daughters who shouted words of encouragement like, “You’re going to hit the dock daddy!”

We were more fortunate, as not only has my husband perfected his boat launching since his impact with a large construction vehicle, but also we had no observers on hand beyond those in the car. True to form he easily manipulated the boat into the water and even avoided getting his feet wet as he floated the boat off of the trailer.

Like other trailer wives, I slid in behind the steering wheel to pull the empty trailer back up the ramp. My checklist was short— take off the emergency brake and pull forward. I pulled next to the curb, and waited a few moments to see if our boat was filling with water—a wait we’d neglected to include in our procedure last summer and which we’d regretted. Anyhow, this year no water poured into the boat, so I was waved on. I pulled onto the road for the drive home. The tension began creeping across my back as I attempted to accelerate nearly to the speed limit.

For me, driving the empty trailer home is like a trust fall. I trust my husband has securely attached the trailer to the hitch where it will stay until removed. Of course, unlike in a trust fall, if my trust is misplaced, there will be no one around to pick me up off the ground and see if I’m okay. Every bump seems to toss the trailer behind me—the rattles resonate through every nerve in my body. “This trailer rides so much quieter than our old one,” my husband had just commented on our drive to the launch—well that was before we unloaded 3500 pounds of ballast pushing down on it! The road is covered in frost heaves, oh, and joy, ahead I see a warning barrier where much of the roadway has been washed out—maybe I can accelerate and sneak through the middle before the on-coming car. Tension grips my whole midriff. Breathe; just breathe and relax, I remind myself.

I glance into my rearview mirror—a pickup truck is closing in. Drivers around here don’t like going 40 mph in a 50 mph zone—I accelerate up to 48, maybe I’ll make my turn off before he’s on my tail. I can feel the tension radiated from my spine embracing my rib cage. None of my relaxation techniques seem to be taking effect.

Finally, the turnoff for our road, I gracefully make a sweeping turn and I’m happy to note that the pickup doesn’t also turn. Now I can relax. I near our driveway. I spot our mailbox and breathe out the last bit of tension. I turn into our driveway—perhaps I should have held onto some of that tension— I take out a portion of the lilac bush.

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